WordPress 2010 in review

The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

Healthy blog!

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow.

Crunchy numbers

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A helper monkey made this abstract painting, inspired by your stats.

About 3 million people visit the Taj Mahal every year. This blog was viewed about 25,000 times in 2010. If it were the Taj Mahal, it would take about 3 days for that many people to see it.

In 2010, there were 34 new posts, not bad for the first year! There were 28 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 8mb. That’s about 2 pictures per month.

The busiest day of the year was October 27th with 379 views. The most popular post that day was Service.

Where did they come from?

The top referring sites in 2010 were lasvegas.backpage.com, adventuresofalasvegasmasseuse.com, ht.ly, twitter.com, and eccie.net.

Some visitors came searching, mostly for adventures of a las vegas masseuse, groin massage, las vegas masseuse, prostate massage las vegas, and ivanabreal@gmail.com.

Attractions in 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.

1

Service July 2010
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2

About Me July 2010

3

7 Things To Know About When Getting A Massage From Me July 2010
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4

About Draping July 2010
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5

How I Am Playful August 2010
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Massaging the Vagina

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Starting with the mons I massage the groin area. I thoroughly and gently rub the point where her leg meets her body. Alternating my hands I pull, one hand after the other, covering the area from her ass to the front of her pelvic area.

If she is totally comfortable and I am having the desired effect she opens her thighs giving me clear access to her pussy. Using two fingertips I begin the massage on her vulva area. I rub in circular motions on her clit hood using firm pressure. Using both hands I rub up and down her outer and inner lips as well as her perineum.

She is totally wet at this point but I ask if she wants any more oil to make sure she is feeling lubricated enough as I begin to enter her with my fingers. First I put in my middle finger. Next, I put in my index finger. With the two fingers in I feel along the inside of her pussy just opposite her clit and look for the spongy tissue that indicates a G-spot. Finding that G-Spot I rub with firm pressure getting harder and harder as she is bucking and rocking against my hand as well. The whole time I keep my other hand working on her clit and clit hood in steady circles and at times place my mouth on top to provide some powerful suction mixed with feather light tongue flicks.

Seeing that she wants more I push my fingers deeper. I also put in my ring finger so I now have three fingers in her pussy. I feel deeper and deeper in her pussy until I find what feels like an internal clit. It is amazing and powerful as I rub all around it verbally communicating with her about how much pressure feels good for her. I slip one fingertip under the internal clit hood and then pulling it out of that I rub all my finger tips around the entire button. She is so wet and pressing against me her body asking for more that I straighten my pinky out and begin fuck her with all four fingers while my thumb is on the outside making contact with her clit with every thrust.

Finally, crawling on the table between her thighs, I bring her to climax with my hand fucking her pussy and my mouth on her clit and pussy lips. I don’t let go and I don’t stop until I feel her pussy clenching on my hand indicating to me a final and complete cum.

 

Therapeutically and Sensually Massaging the Female Upper Body

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There are muscles in the chest that a massage therapist can’t get to unless they touch your breast. In our society, that’s fine for men. For women it’s another story because the female breast is totally sexualized. However, as any female who has specifically exercised her chest knows, there are muscles under those boobs that get sore and could use a good therapeutic treatment. People in general tend to hold a lot of stress in their shoulders and chest. I don’t know how anyone could massage that area and not want to pleasure the nipples as well! I indulge in my desire to pleasure nipples any chance I get and love it when they are on the end of a female breast!

I begin by gently spreading oil on the entire arm and half of the chest from fingertip to shoulder on the arm and from clavicle to sternum on the chest. I warm the skin and on her chest by massaging back and forth across the area just above the breast and I keep rubbing back and forth going down her breast with a light touch eventually moving on to the rib cage below her breast. For deeper pressure on her upper chest I use my fore arm in addition to my hands. On the rib cage I use my fingertips to gently massage the muscles that are in between the ribs. If the energy is right between us I will take her nipple in my mouth and ask if she likes gentle or rough on her nipples. M wanted it rough and I obliged sucking roughly and flicking my tongue ring against the tip as forcefully as I could. I did this just long enough to get a reaction from her before I moved on to her upper arm. On the arm I warm the skin using short strokes and long strokes. I give more pressure with the flat of my fist and my fore arm. I massage her hands and pull on each finger twice rubbing the small muscles in between the knuckles. I finish this part of her body with light sweeping strokes and get ready to move down to her leg.

To be continued…

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Beginning of Female Sensual Massage

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After I finished M’s back and arms I moved to the lower part of her body. First, I applied the oil to her whole leg from toe to lower back using long, light strokes. Then, I began massaging starting at the glute. I rub my hands back and forth over the skin warming it up and increasing blood flow. Next, using my fore arm and upper arm I rub in large circles from the inside out – from her beautiful crack around to the outside of her hip and around again. Next, using both fore arms I rub the entire glute alternating between the right and left arms.

Starting on the thigh I warm it up with both long strokes up and down from the back of her knee up to the bottom of her glute and with short strokes running form the inside of her thigh to the outside. Next I use my fore arm and upper arm first rubbing up the back of the leg and down the outside of the leg and next up the inside of her thigh and down the outside in big circles. Then I rub my palms up the inside of her thigh to where it meets her body at the groin. Alternating right and left hands I massage the place where the leg meets the body gently but firmly stroking from the front of the pelvis to the back trailing my hand closer and closer to the center of her behind. I wait for any kind of rejection or hesitation from her and sensing none I slowly begin to stroke closer and closer to the center of her pelvic region until finally I am beginning my stroke at the tip of her pelvic bone and ending it at the tip of her tail bone. Meanwhile, she had opened her legs wider giving me easier access to her pelvic region. It’s wild how I can feel the difference between the massage oil and her juices! Since I know she is getting totally aroused I take time to massage her clit. I massage her perinium by rotating my balled up fist. Finally I finish this part of the massage by caressing the inner areas of her ass cheeks and the outer areas of her ass hole.

To be continued…

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Beginning the Couples Massage

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One piece I forgot to mention in my last post…how I got topless!

I am naturally an exhibitionist. As a female I have gone from one extreme to the other with body image issues. I have been big and I have been skinny. Society says skinny is better. I think it is healthier. Right now I am big. When I first started gaining I was really worried about showing my body. But what I found is there are plenty of people that still like and want my body at this larger size! So I go with it and have a ton of fun. My favorite part about being bigger is that I have c cup boobs! At my thinnest they go down to a cups:(

When I walked into the room from the bathroom and M was on the table I asked if they wanted to watch me take my top off. They said of course. R had told me he was a total boob man. So I did a fun/ny strip tease dance with the big reveal at the end. I like to strip and be admired!

We got the massage started. What is really cool is I don’t just give a body rub. I actually use my intuition and experience to massage your muscles, relaxing them and moving the energy around. I don’t rub on your bones. I rub the meat. As hard as you want. The harder you want it I move from using my hands to using my fists and knuckles to using my fore arms and elbows. I am able to get to the tight knots in the crick of the neck! I am also very accomodating – in a split second if I sense or you tell me that I am putting on too much pressure I am able to correct. I don’t stop what I’m doing, I just correct the pressure and keep going.

The fun thing about doing this topless is that a few times while massaging your back I will lay down against your back stretching my arms out and gently caressing your booty. I also like the feeling of my nipples against the back of your head as I massage your upper back with my fore arms in large strong circles.

To be continued…

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Introducing Myself to the Couple

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A man had called to ask about my couples special. I explained it was $85 for the first hour and $60 for every hour after that. He asked, was it sensual for both him and his wife and I said yes. He also wanted to make sure I could massage topless for them and I said yes, I would be happy to guarantee that since another woman would be there. He said ok great he would talk to his wife and get back to me if they wanted to schedule an appointment. I hear back from him and we get all the details squared away. Before the appointment I take a very nice thorough shower…I never know what might happen when another girl is there!

A note on showers: When you are going to be intimate with someone or get a massage it is best to thoroughly clean your ass. The only way I have found to do this is to get my hands extremely soapy and rub soap up into my ass hole. What is awesome about this is the soap acts as a lubricant and you can stick your finger in as far as you want to very easily and even pleasurably. Being a female I do the same thing to my pussy to get all fresh and clean. If I am unsure sometimes I even do it twice. Then, I twist the shower head so the spray turns into one strong stream of water and rinse off all the soap.

Added Service: If you need a shower when I arrive I will be happy to clean you…but it is part of your massage time:)

I arrive to their timeshare and bring in my table. I introduce myself to the husband (who I’ll call R) and he introduces me to the wife (who I’ll call M). They look like they are in their mid 40’s. Very friendly. We chat like I always do with my clients as I set up the massage table, putting on the fresh clean sheets and taking my bottle of oil out of its plastic bag. When I am finished with that I sit on the edge of the table and address M. I tell her that I will go as far sensually as she is comfortable with. There is no performance pressure on her. That if she prefers to have a towel covering her that is fine as well. I will massage her and depending on her reaction and how her body is taking it I will keep going with the sensual part. There is no pressure or expectation on my part that she needs to reach climax and that I will totally follow her lead. If at anytime she gets uncomfortable she just needs to let me know…communication in key. She tells me she appreciates that since this is her first experience with another female although it has been a fantasy for a long time.

It’s her turn for a massage first. She opts for no towel. As usual, I ask her to lay on the table face down while I go to the bathroom and wash my hands. When I return she is on the table and R is on the couch ready to watch. They both want 90 minutes so I make note of the time and get started. I always begin my session by placing both hands on the client’s upper back and getting a feel for their energy. Next, I gently press and squeeze down their back with differing pressure so the client can see how strong I am and I ask if they would prefer soft, medium or hard. M chose medium. I then instruct her to tell me if at anytime she needs more or less pressure to let me know.

To be continued…

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I love getting hired by couples!

On my way out the door but wanted to write a quick line. I haven’t been writing to often because
a. I am busy with my dominatrix business
b. I have been massaging less
c. The appointments I have been having have been pretty tame

But now I am going to give a couples massage! 90 minutes each, topless and erotic! I am super excited and can’t wait to meet them. I will write or call in to let you know how it goes:)

Tied To The Massage Table

I have a client that during our first appointment was quit happy to learn that I am very kinky. So he shared his fantasy with me of being restrained and forced to take a handjob – even past the point of cumming. After the appointment he sent me some videos so I would know exactly what he was talking about.

Now, he comes over for his 90 minute appointment and for the first hour I massage and tease him. Then I have him turn over and I get out my straps and strap him securely to the table. This last time I used rope on his legs – had him spread eagle laying on the table legs hanging off the sides.

Then, I sit on the end of the table and give him a killer handjob. Every once in awhile I reach up and tweak and play with his nipples which he absolutely loves. Then I return to his cock and balls. We go on like that for 20 minutes or so until he can’t take it anymore and shoots. But I keep playing with his shaft as long as it’s hard (or for as long as he can stand it!). It is super intense because he flips and flops all over the table. I just laugh my ass off because I know it’s exactly what he asked for and fantasized about!

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I guess what I did is very similar to tickle torture.
this would be me

A Nice Gentleman That Really Just Wanted to Play

Now, this is just fine with me…I’m not complaining. In fact it’s a lot less work for me!

First, he asked if I could give him a 2 hour appointment. I said that I could but that it was a long time…could he tell me about what he liked and any of his fetishes?

He said he was much more interested in the pleasure side of things, did not like the torture/pain. Was more dominant himself and so wouldn’t want to be dominated by me. By the end of our conversation I had some good ideas and I told him I was looking forward to meeting him.

I got to go to the Aria for his appointment. I think that is one beautiful property! I went up to his room and he was nice and clean and ready for our appointment. I had him start out face down like I do with everybody. But instead of getting the oil and starting to rub him I got my long feather duster and caressed it up and down his body. Slow and luxurious, with added pressure at times, over every exposed inch. He even opened his legs up so I could get all the way up to where the leg meets the body. Then I started to use my other hand to caress with a very light touch as well. He was still dry with no oil. After doing that for a time I got out my suede flogger. I dragged it all over his body at times shaking it and twirling it, sometimes giving a soft slap. I know that slap feels good because with that flogger more than anything you feel air moving against you.

Then he told me he was ready to roll over. And yes, he was sure he wanted to do that before I massaged his back. I stroked the front of his body with the flogger and he began to stoke his cock. Now, if you’ve read my stories you already know I’m a perv. Well, this is one thing that I really like to see – a man masturbating. The other thing that gets me off is gay male erotica. So, my client is asking me about all the things I’ve done as a Domme and says one of his fantasies – even though he’s straight – is to get a massage by a man and get a blowjob from him at the end! Now that got me excited. So we began a conversation of how this would happen. The only massage my client wanted from that time on was prostate massage while we talked face to face. We talked about him hiring a partner of mine and us putting on a 2 girl show for him. We talked about going to the Green Door together and finding a submissive man or couple to for him to play with and me possibly play with the girl.

It was so hot! We did this for the rest of the 2 hours! His time came to an end and he came very nicely.
I can only hope we get to make some of his fantasies come true!

This is the kind of feather duster I used
Nice!